Wolfshirts.ca would like to wish everyone a wolf filled Christmas! We would also like to share with you another great wolf garment. It features 3 wolves and is worn by Brett in Flight of the Conchords. Enjoy!
The only thing missing from this is a wolf shirt!
The infamous Three Wolf Moon shirt will forever hold a place in our hearts and minds because of the explosive attention it received from B. Govern’s review on Amazon (see below). The great thing about this is that there are now 3 incarnations of the Three Wolf Moon shirt: Short Sleeve, Sleeveless and Glow in the Dark.
It seems that B. Govern’s review was so influential that they heeded his advice to make it better and made it glow in the dark. Now imagine yourself in a poorly light nightclub pumping German minimalist techno and fist pumping while simultaneously hip thrusting with your glow in the dark three wolf moon shirt on. Mind blasting!
B. Govern’s Review
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
If you have not seen or heard The Big Bad Wolf by Duck Sauce then shame on you! The video is wolfy and strange but the tune does good as a ringtone.
Now, with that out of the way, we can get on to the best ringtones for your phone. There seems to be a plethora of options on the web for wolf ringtones and a lot of them don’t make the cut because of background noise or poor rhythm. So, I have picked a few of the best ones for you below. All free of course.
- Scary Wolf from Zedge.net – basic, single howl with a tasty end
- Wolf from Zedge.net – basic, single howl that repeats with alternating tone
- Big Bad Wolf Ringtone from Audiko.net – self explanatory
There are also a couple good apps for the iPhone that include wolf howl ringtones such as Wild Calls or the Three Wolf Moon™ HowlTone Generator that will generate a custom HowlTone ringtone for you based on your name. As a bonus, it includes a 25% off coupon for the Three Wolf Moon Glow Shirt. Very cool!
Today, during my morning routine of internet surfing, I came across a wonderful gem of a wolf shirt on threadless.com. The apt title of “Hot Chicks on Wolves” more or less sums up this shirt nicely but it what it fails to mention is that the ‘hot chicks’ are firing off machine guns and flame throwers, drinking beer and eating barbecued meat! Without a doubt, this shirt is something that you have to see to believe.
By far this is one of the most radical wolf shirts known to man and should be included in any wolf shirt connoisseur’s collection.
*This post is part of Wolfify Your Life, where we bring you the best wolf products on the web.
Let it be known that every Wednesday in March of 2012, WolfShirts.ca will be releasing a new and exciting wolf themed creation.
We would like to take the time to announce our new design Dapper Mister Wolf, which was designed by Laura Sandeson. Four new products have been added to the store. Two varieties for men and two for women.
Note: if we win the Wordans design contest we plan to give away some free wolf shirts in a random draw that includes everyone that “Liked” the design on Facebook. Therefore, make sure to click the Facebook “Like” button above the design after you rate it.
As always, may the wolf be with you…